A man found a bottle on a beach and a genie popped out... The genie said, "Sir, you may have one and only one wish." The man said, "I know exactly what I want. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and to travel by boat or ship makes me sick. So I want you to build me a bridge from here to Hawaii, so I can drive there."
The genie thought for a moment and replied, "That's a tough one. Do you know how much pavement that is? Do you realize how many pilings that would require? Plus when you cross the Pacific Ocean, some of the pilings will have to go over 1 mile in depth to the ocean floor. Please kind sir, think of an easier wish."
The man thought again, and said, "Ok, if I cannot have the bridge ... then my wish is to understand women: What makes them happy? What makes them sad? And why are they so tempermental?"
The genie thought for a moment and replied, "Do you want that bridge a 2 lane or a 4 lane?