One day a little boy was walking down a road which had a ditch next to it. As the little boy walked he heard a voice calling. "Help, help, I'm down here!!" The little boy turned to see a frog on a rock.
The frog said earnestly: "If you'll kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess." The little boy thought for a second, picked up the frog... looked at it happily, stuck it in his pocket, and continued walking down the road.
The frog started frantically calling out to the little boy: "Didn't you hear what I said? Don't you understand? If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
The little boy took the frog out of his pocket, and looked at it again thoughtfully. The frog once again said happily, expecting a kiss at any moment: "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful, beautiful princess."
The little boy brought the frog up to his face and looked it in the eyes. Then he said: "I'd rather have a talking frog."